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Religious truths
Skeeve
It is important for all of us of all faiths to recognize these religious
truths:



1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
World.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the liquor store.
"The world is my country, and do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
 
Hypatia
lol.
 
Theory_Execution
Muslims and Jews should unite, over their dislike for pork.
 
Sinny
Skeeve [img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/gigglesmile.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.

I heard one once where the Baptist, Protestant and I think Rabbi went into the whore house and all were guilty until the Catholic went in and all of a sudden he must have had a cold or something like that.


Theory_Execution wrote:
Muslims and Jews should unite, over their dislike for pork.


[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/128fs318181.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.
 
Theory_Execution
Theres a song to that affect by a musical australian comedian. I cant remember what either was called though.
 
Sinny
Never heard of it DT but it's a good idea.. At least it would be a start to build on something they do agree with.
 
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