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Prayers to the Sun
Bob of QF
I posted the following in response to a godbot saying "why not just try jebus".

Then I thought-- prayers to the Sun could be an amusing thread. Anyone else want to contribute Sun prayers?

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Here's a thought: why don't you try praying to the SUN instead of your myth?

Try it for 4 days, and see if you don't get THE EXACT SAME RESULTS.

You know-- that flaming ball of hydrogen gas you see during the day?

THAT sun.

Try your prayers to IT for a bit-- see if you don't get some results.

Suggested prayers:

"Dear Sun, who makes All Life On Earth Possible: thank you for your warming rays of light, without which we would all starve in a matter of days. Please be sure to rise again Tomorrow. Thank You."

"Dear Sun,
Thank you for the strong radiation you bathe the earth in. Without it's strong rays, life on earth never would have evolved past the simple single-celled organisms. With your strong radiations adding much needed mutations, life evolved into more and complexities. And finally, I was born. Thank you Sun, for making this all possible."

"Dear Sun,
Thank you for only showing your face to the earth 12 hours out of 24. If the earth did not revolve? Life as we know it would not be possible, for your strong light would overwhelm us. Thank you for mitigating your wonderful energy in such a clever way."

"Dear Sun,
I know this is kinda outside your usual sphere, but could you please help me find a parking-spot close to the building? I'm running kinda late, and it would be helpful if I found one close in. Thank you."

(the last one may not be as effective as the others....)
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
Hypatia
Heh, why not? For a long time now plenty of people have 'prayed' to the porcelain god, though I'm not fond of that myself. Smile

But your idea of praying to the sun certainly make more sense than praying to the sky or ones hands.

 
derF
Praying to the porcelain god.

Singing to the toilet.

Reexamining lunch.

Caloric overdraft.

Technicolor yawn.

Stupor bowel.

Worlds most painful abdominal work out.

Barking up breakfast.

Blowing biscuits.

Bowing before the porcelain God.

Calling Uncle Ralph

Chewing backwards.

Core dump.

Feeding the baby birds.

Fertilizing the carpet.

Unshining your shoes.

Leggo your eggo.

Meal to go.

Oral diarrhea.

Revisiting the menu.

I really need to get a life.
Edited by derF on 06/27/2010 03:02
I'll drink to that. Or anything else for that matter.
 
catman
derF: That's quite a list. Undue familiarity, perhaps? Vomit
 
Hypatia
derF wrote:
Praying to the porcelain god.

Singing to the toilet.

Reexamining lunch.

Caloric overdraft.

Technicolor yawn.

Stupor bowel.

Worlds most painful abdominal work out.

Barking up breakfast.

Blowing biscuits.

Bowing before the porcelain God.

Calling Uncle Ralph

Chewing backwards.

Core dump.

Feeding the baby birds.

Fertilizing the carpet.

Unshining your shoes.

Leggo your eggo.

Meal to go.

Oral diarrhea.

Revisiting the menu.

I really need to get a life.


Truly, I'm glad I hadn't eaten anything yet today - this is one time I'm definitely happy to have an empty stomach.

Catman wrote:
derF: That's quite a list. Undue familiarity, perhaps? Vomit


lol, experience much?

Pfft
 
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