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I know! Let's offend everybody!
derF
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
I'll drink to that. Or anything else for that matter.
 
catman
Perhaps I should be ashamed of myself, but I think they are funny!
 
Hypatia
catman wrote:
Perhaps I should be ashamed of myself, but I think they are funny!


Then you'd have to be ashamed of me too, because I think they're funny too.i97.photobucket.com/albums/l206/beadbum/LaughingMutley-1.gif
 
catman
OK. I'll be ashamed for both of us, but I'm not at all sorry. Fundance
 
catman
CQ Atheists Today...where is everyone? No posts in two days.
 
Hypatia
I've either been tired or busy or both lately, and the heat doesn't help any with the former.

We've got some dark clouds right now, so that's helping quite a bit with the heat.
 
catman
It was only 96 yesterday, but the Temperature Humidity Index was 105. Be glad you don't live where it's hot and also humid.

I heard a bit on the news Wednesday concerning a town in Iowa. I don't remember what the temperature was, but the dewpoint was 86 degrees and the THI was 128! I've never heard of such a high dewpoint.
 
Kowboy
I laughed at those jokes, but I like the way there was offence for nearly everyone. I'd feel better if there were a joke about a middle class white guy in there.
 
derF
A middle class white guy posted them. Does that count?
I'll drink to that. Or anything else for that matter.
 
catman
It should! Smile
 
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