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Overheard
Doubting Thomas
The other day I overheard two people talking about the new priest at the local church. One of them said, "You can tell he really loves kids."

I still have bite marks in my tongue.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
Bob of QF
Indeed.

I'm told there is a special brand of KY jelly preferred by priests everywhere.... it smells like cherry kool-aid ...
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
derF
This thread is decidedly anti something.
I'll drink to that. Or anything else for that matter.
 
Kowboy
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Edited by Kowboy on 10/29/2010 00:00
 
JohnH
Wonderful t-shirt. I would wear one myself although the jesus part would bother me.
 
Bob of QF
JohnH wrote:
Wonderful t-shirt. I would wear one myself although the jesus part would bother me.


It's also not likely to be true: the "not" part of fucking kids with regards to jesus.

He did, after all, say, "let the little children come unto me"....

.... sounds suspiciously like fucking little kids to me...

<evil grin>
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
Doubting Thomas
Was that "come unto me" or "cum on me?"
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
JohnH
Gentlemen, lets us not get too crude. The bad morality of christians is enough. We as atheists should be better.

Damn funny though.
Edited by JohnH on 11/01/2010 16:04
 
catman
I'll thank you not to use that sort of language ("Gentlemen") in reference to me. I simply won't stand for it.
Edited by catman on 11/02/2010 00:51
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
Skeeve
According to the myth and documented in their book, Jesus was arrested while in the company of a scantily clad young man and also spent the night with another.

I don't think they thought their stories through in some instances. Pfft
"The world is my country, and do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
 
Doubting Thomas
Don't forget that Judas signaled to the high priests which one Jesus was by going up to him and kissing him.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
Doubting Thomas
Oops, double post, having problems with the page reloading.
Edited by Doubting Thomas on 11/03/2010 09:07
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
JohnH
Catman, my most humble apologies, punk. Do you feel better now.

Skeeve, could you give specific passages. Those are parts of the bible I should read for my own edification.
 
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