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Are you getting ready for the Second Coming?
I noticed the countdown timer on the front page is down to 92 days.

We better start getting our shit together. Pfft
Every time my shit gets together, I get constipated.
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
I have gone into training. I want to punch that jerk in the mouth.
I'm planning to sell sandwiches and sodas along a roadside somewhere for those who didn't have time to grab a quick snack for their trip.

Peanut butter and jelly on white bread, only $15.00, a can of soda only $8.50.

Hypatia: That sounds about like the prices in Dallas Cowboys Stadium.
Edited by catman on 02/18/2011 00:46
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
Doubting Thomas
You guys are fools. The rapture actually occurred on October 28, 1992. We're living in the post-tribulation period now. I don't know about you, but the tribulation wasn't nearly as bad as it said in the bible. At least we know that all good Christians are in heaven now, but unfortunately we're stuck with all these fundies down here.

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
Bob of QF
LOL! I wonder if that's a Hal Lindseyesque poster?
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
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