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Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
Skeeve
Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.

[quote]According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians
"The world is my country, and do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
 
Hypatia
Ha ha, that's good.

Yeah, the story of god's life - a day late, a dollar short, scary, nonsensical, and useless.
 
catman
Loved it! Grin
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
Theory_Execution
I am stealing this one to pass on.
 
seeker
What a great find. Thanks Skeeve.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
 
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