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 Speaking German in Texas
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| Hypatia |
Posted on 02/20/2012 12:44
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SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it." The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Gingrich. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The rancher replied: "Use both hands." |
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| Skeeve |
Posted on 02/20/2012 14:14
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lol!
"The world is my country, and do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
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| Theory_Execution |
Posted on 02/20/2012 17:17
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I have heared that joke in so many racist forms, never in a political one. |
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| catman |
Posted on 02/21/2012 01:06
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Another good one, Hypatia!
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
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| Hypatia |
Posted on 02/21/2012 09:25
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This is the only version I've heard - I didn't know there were others, but of course there would be. |
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