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Speaking German in Texas

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Gingrich. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
"The world is my country, and do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
I have heared that joke in so many racist forms, never in a political one.
Another good one, Hypatia!
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
Theory_Execution wrote:

I have heared that joke in so many racist forms, never in a political one.

This is the only version I've heard - I didn't know there were others, but of course there would be.
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