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Amish Sex
Doubting Thomas
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."

The girl replied, "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother and she said to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes...?! Why do you ask?"

The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?!"
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
Hypatia
Oy boy.

lol.

 
Bob of QF
Oy vey.

This story, while quite funny, is proof that a healthy and factual sex ed class is a really good idea.

By grade 4, at the least...

...before they hit puberty.


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Edit: I just noticed the shoutbox.

Let's see: this line has [sup]superscript[/sup] in it.

this line has [sub]subscript[/sub] in it.

COOL! Thanks Jayon! (if you're the one who did it..)
Edited by Bob of QF on 12/24/2008 18:14
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
Hypatia
How did you make that work Bob?

[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/297.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.
 
catman
Kewl! I'll have some C[sub]2[/sub]H[sub]5[/sub]OH (or CH[sub]3[/sub]CH[sub]2[/sub]OH, if you prefer) to celebrate.

DT::lol::lol: Funny!
Edited by catman on 12/24/2008 23:26
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
Bob of QF
Hypatia wrote:
How did you make that work Bob?

[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/297.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.


Superscript is classic BBCode and between brackets: [ c o d e ] and [ / c o d e ]

Only for superscript, replace "c o d e" with "sup" (no spaces) and "/sup" Keep the brackets exactly as shown, but with no spaces.

Subscript is "sub" and "/sub" instead.
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
jayon
Bob of QF wrote:
Hypatia wrote:
How did you make that work Bob?

[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/297.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.


Superscript is classic BBCode and between brackets: [ c o d e ] and [ / c o d e ]

Only for superscript, replace "c o d e" with "sup" (no spaces) and "/sup" Keep the brackets exactly as shown, but with no spaces.

Subscript is "sub" and "/sub" instead.


Yeah, I added that and a few things more. I gotta go, have fun.
 
Bob of QF
jayon wrote:
Yeah, I added that and a few things more. I gotta go, have fun.


Nice work, there dude!

You deserve a toast of your favorite beverage.
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
Sinny
DT I got a good laugh out that one. I'm going to share it. I keep imagining the daughter as a young blonde. It sure would go with a blonde joke.

:lol: :lol:
 
jayon
Bob of QF wrote:
jayon wrote:
Yeah, I added that and a few things more. I gotta go, have fun.


Nice work, there dude!

You deserve a toast of your favorite beverage.


It's ok, I do this only to have a better site. I do drink Guinness though if we meet and you would want to buy me one.
 
Bob of QF
jayon wrote:
Bob of QF wrote:
jayon wrote:
Yeah, I added that and a few things more. I gotta go, have fun.


Nice work, there dude!

You deserve a toast of your favorite beverage.


It's ok, I do this only to have a better site. I do drink Guinness though if we meet and you would want to buy me one.


Done!

Meanwhile, here's a virtual one...

[img]http://www.matthewfortune.com/wedding/weddingpics/Guinness.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
Skeeve
Too funny....that will be my joke of the week here at work.Grin
"The world is my country, and do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine
 
Hypatia
Bob of QF wrote:
Hypatia wrote:
How did you make that work Bob?

[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/297.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.


Superscript is classic BBCode and between brackets: [ c o d e ] and [ / c o d e ]

Only for superscript, replace "c o d e" with "sup" (no spaces) and "/sup" Keep the brackets exactly as shown, but with no spaces.

Subscript is "sub" and "/sub" instead.


Ah! [sup]I see.[/sup] Thank you!

Ah! [sub]I see.[/sub] Thank you!

[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/2.gif[/img] is not a valid Image. Cheers to you Jayon - tanks, tanks and ever tanks!
 
Bob of QF
Hypatia wrote:
Bob of QF wrote:
Hypatia wrote:
How did you make that work Bob?

[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/297.gif[/img] is not a valid Image.


Superscript is classic BBCode and between brackets: [ c o d e ] and [ / c o d e ]

Only for superscript, replace "c o d e" with "sup" (no spaces) and "/sup" Keep the brackets exactly as shown, but with no spaces.

Subscript is "sub" and "/sub" instead.


Ah! [sup]I see.[/sup] Thank you!

Ah! [sub]I see.[/sub] Thank you!

[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/2.gif[/img] is not a valid Image. Cheers to you Jayon - tanks, tanks and ever tanks!


But wait! There's More!

You can nest these together:

This has nested [sup][sub]superscript/subscript[/sub][/sup]

This has nested [sub][sup]subscript/superscript[/sup][/sub] oooh, they're the same with this software (not always the case)

This has multiple [sub] [sub] [sub]subscript (3)[/sub] [/sub] [/sub] which you can see does not work for this software (again, not always the case)
Quantum Junction: Use both lanes

Reality is that which is left, after you stop believing.
 
catman
3[sup]3[/sup]=81.
H[sub]2[/sub]0[sub]2[/sub] is hydrogen peroxide.
It's somewhat tedious, but it works!
Edited by catman on 01/04/2009 15:19
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
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