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last joke today. a knock knock joke
Sinny
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The atheist
The atheist who?
Oh wait never mind, we don't knock on your door and annoy you when you are trying to relax.
 
catman
Ha! Good one.
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
cheshiredragon
WERD! hahahaha
That's right, I said it...
 
Sinny
I got a kick out of that one.
 
jayon
knock knock
who's there
atheist
a theist who?
exactly!
 
Sinny
ha ha ha yeah they do confuse that.
 
cheshiredragon
Here is how the joke should actually go:

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....
.....
*silence*

Why would an atheist be banging on your door early Sunday morning?
That's right, I said it...
 
jayon
cheshiredragon wrote:
Here is how the joke should actually go:

...
....
.....
*silence*

Why would an atheist be banging on your door early Sunday morning?


....
who's there?
What? I didn't say anything!
"What I didn't say anything" who?
God damn it!
Oh, so you do believe in God?!?
Get off my lawn or I'll show you your god doesn't exist...
 
Sinny
cheshiredragon wrote:
Here is how the joke should actually go:

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....
.....
*silence*

Why would an atheist be banging on your door early Sunday morning?


ROTFL I never thought of that. good one CD.
 
cheshiredragon
Well, I did find out why an atheist would be banging on your door early Sunday morning. He has been at your party that started Saturday at about 7pm and by Sunday morning at 4am he is banging on the door yelling, "I just want to leave but, I can't find the DOOR!"

Just think of Joe Walsh. Some of the older crowd will get this one Grin
catman?
That's right, I said it...
 
Doubting Thomas
I stay at parties sometimes until 4
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
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