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Men & women's poems
Doubting Thomas
A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
 
catman
I got a good laugh out of that, DT. Excellent!:laughcat:
"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." - General Sheridan
 
Hypatia
[img]http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif[/img] is not a valid Image. That's good DT. I've gotta show that one to my hubby.

 
cheshiredragon
HAHA that is good. You are on a roll with these, DT!

I used to match that first one but, only after life broke me a few years ago. I have not moved to the second and don't care to try the first one again. Got me nowheres.
Besides if that is really what a woman is looking for then she will need a few men because, we don't have ALL those qualities. Maybe half, the other half of those qualities can be found in a man but, he most likely already has a BF.
That's right, I said it...
 
Sinny
Rofl LMAO

That is hilarious DT.

CD we always want everything in a man but not all at once all the time even though us women have to be all that all at once all the time Wink Pfft

As far as cleaning I'd settle for a man that's willing to save up to hire a handyman when needed and cleaning services once a week. Smile
Edited by Sinny on 04/20/2009 17:52
 
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